Beelzeboss Lyrics Key

"Beelzeboss (The Final Showdown)"


[Beelz] I am complete!

[Both] f* * *!


Yes you are f* * *ed, shit out of luck

Now I'm complete and my c* * * you will suck

This world will be mine and you're first in line

You brought me the pick and now you shall both die!


Wait! Wait! Wait!

You motherf* * *er

We challenge you to a rock off!

Give us one chance to rock your socks off


f* * *, f* * *, f* * *

The demon code prevents me

From declining a rock off challenge

What are your terms? What is the catch?


If we win, you must take your sorry ass back to hell.

And also you will have to pay our rent

[Beelz] And what if _I_ win?

[JB] Then you can take Kage back to hell…

[KG] What?

[JB] Trust me Kage, it's the only way,

[KG] What the f* * * are you talking about?

[JB] …to be your little bitch.


Fine! Let the rock off begin! Ha ha

I'm the devil, I love metal!

Check this riff, it's f* * *ing tasty

I'm the devil, I can do what I want,

Whatever I got I'm gonna flaunt,

There's never been a rock off that I've ever lost

I can't wait to take Kage back to hell

I'm gonna fill him with my hot demon gel

I'll make him squeal like my scarlet pimpernel



C'mon Kage, let's fight his music, with our music


There's just no way that we can win,

That was a masterpiece.

[JB] Listen to me

[KG] He rocks too hard because he's not a mortal man


Goddamn-it Kage,

He gonna make you his sex slave,

You're gonna gargle mayonnaise



Unless we bust a massive monster mama-jam.

[KG] Dude, we've been through so much shit,

[JB] Deactivated lasers with my d* * *

[BOTH] Now it's time to blow this f* * *er down!

[JB] C'mon Kage, now it's time to blow doors down

[KG] I hear you Jables, now it's time to blow doors down

[JB] Light up the stage 'cause it's time for a showdown

[KG] We'll bend you over then we'll take you to Brown Town

[BOTH] Now we've got to blow this f* * *er down

[KG] He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down

[JB] C'mon Kage 'cause it's time to blow doors down

[KG] Oh, we'll piledrive you, it's time for the smackdown


Hey anti-christ-er, Beelzeboss,

We know your weakness our rocket-sauce

We rock the casbah, and blow your mind

We will defeat you for all mankind

You hold the scepter,

We hold the key

You are the devil,

We are the D [18x]


You guys are f* * *in' lame.

Come on Kage, you're coming with me.

Taste my lightning, f* * *ers!

[JB] NO!


Ow! f* * *!

My f* * *in' horn!

Oh no!


From whence you came you shall remain,

Until you are complete again


No! f* * * you Kage and f* * * you Jables!

I'll get you Tenacious D!

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