Beezleboss Lyrics


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"Beelzeboss (The Final Showdown)"

from The Pick of Destiny, starring Jack Black and Kyle Gass.

[Beelz] I am complete!

[Both] F* * *!


Yes you are f* * *ed, s* * * out of luck

Now I'm complete and my c* * * you will suck

This world will be -_-_-_- and you're first in -_-_-_-

You brought me the pick and now you shall both -_-_-_- !


Wait! Wait! Wait!

You motherf* * *er

We challenge you to a rock off!

Give us one chance to -_-_-_- your -_-_-_- off


F* * *, f* * *, f* * *

The demon code prevents me

From declining a rock off -_-_-_-

What are your -_-_-_- ? What is the -_-_-_- ?


If we win, you must take your sorry ass back to hell.

And also you will have to pay our -_-_-_-

[Beelz] And what if _I_ win?

[JB] Then you can take Kage -_-_-_- to -_-_-_- …

[KG] What?

[JB] Trust me Kage, it's the only way,

[KG] What the f* * * are you talking about?

[JB] …to be your little bitch.


Fine! Let the rock off begin! Ha ha

I'm the -_-_-_- , I love -_-_-_- !

Check this riff, it's f* * *ing tasty

I'm the devil, I can do -_-_-_- I -_-_-_- ,

Whatever I got I'm gonna flaunt,

There's never been a -_-_-_- -_-_-_- that I've ever -_-_-_-

I can't wait to take Kage back to -_-_-_-

I'm gonna fill him with my hot demon gel

I'll make him squeal like my scarlet pimpernel



C'mon Kage, let's -_-_-_- his music, with our music


There's just no way that we can win,

That was a -_-_-_- .

[JB] Listen to me

[KG] He rocks too hard because he's not a -_-_-_- -_-_-_-


Goddamn-it Kage,

He gonna make you his sex -_-_-_- ,

You're gonna gargle mayonnaise



Unless we bust a massive monster mama-jam.

[KG] Dude, we've been through so much s* * *,

[JB] Deactivated lasers with my d* * *

[BOTH] Now it's time to blow this f* * *er down!

[JB] C'mon Kage, now it's time to -_-_-_- doors -_-_-_-

[KG] I hear you Jables, now it's time to -_-_-_- doors -_-_-_-

[JB] Light up the stage 'cause it's time for a showdown

[KG] We'll bend you over then we'll take you to Brown Town

[BOTH] Now we've got to blow this f* * *er down

[KG] He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down

[JB] C'mon Kage 'cause it's time to blow doors down

[KG] Oh, we'll piledrive you, it's time for the smackdown


Hey anti-christ-er, Beelzeboss,

We know your weakness our rocket-sauce

We rock the casbah, and -_-_-_- your -_-_-_-

We will defeat you for all -_-_-_-

You hold the scepter,

We hold the key

You are the devil,

We are the D [18x]


You guys are f* * *in' -_-_-_- .

Come on Kage, you're coming with me.

Taste my lightning, f* * *ers!

[JB] NO!


Ow! f* * *!

My f* * *in' horn!

Oh no!


From whence you came you shall -_-_-_- ,

Until you are -_-_-_- again


No! f* * * you Kage and f* * * you Jables!

I'll get you Tenacious D!

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